John Green (via cryforthenightbird)
i have the urge everyday to just stand up in the middle of dinner and scream ‘I READ GAY PORN OKAY THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY SECRETS OUT DINNER WAS DELICIOUS MAY I BE EXCUSED’
(Source: darrenstummy-moved)
The people I know in real life should not know the kind of smutty things that I like to read and sometimes I get the overwhelming urge to post a particularly lovely quote or recommend a fabulous fanfic.
You know your dash is dead when it says one new post and it’s what you just reblogged.
But actually