Don’t just text me when you’re bored at 5 am and have nothing to do. Text me when you’re busy. Text me sneakily in the middle of class. Text me when you’re wide awake, so I know you’re actually thinking of me.
- found their phone number in a library book au
- hitchhiker ride au
- met through online rpg au
- disneyworld cosplayers au
- accidentally taking each other’s bags au
- camp councelors au
- antiques shop au
- called the wrong number while drunk au
- sex shop au
- found your their dog au
- crashed the their car au
- yoga class au
- public demonstration au
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
"I’ve been in New York for four years, but I feel like my roots are growing very slowly. I’m very shy. I have trouble initiating conversations. I always joke that I look like Fonzie and feel like Richie Cunningham."
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.